“…little is known of the elusive beast Callorhinus Domescus, better known as the common Northern Land Seal, but we do know one thing and that one thing is quite certain. They are real, and not being made up right now, as I speak.”
-Professor Raleigh Havelwood, in an excerpt from his self-published, self-xeroxed and locally distributed book “Why Cats Have Magic Powers and Other Things That Might Be True Maybe.”